Post by whyerd on May 4, 2008 23:09:14 GMT -5
Name: Squattal
Alias/Nickname: Stupid Mutated Turtle, though only Whyerd is mean enough to call him that
Age: 60, though he's a 10 year old mind in a 50 year old, mutated body
Gender: Male
Personality: Most of the time, he's happy-go-lucky and trying to make friends with everyone. He likes to spend his time with other people, helping them as best as he can. He tends to be "smiley", very naive, not the most intelligent and extremely optimistic. Canon type of explosions, big animals, and, except for Whyerd, angry people tend to scare Squattal; which then makes him go hide in his shell. Unless Whyerd orders him, Squattal will stay from participating, but however will watch fights, in awe most of the time. Though rare, Squattal will go into fits of homicidal rage, which then he becomes very unpredictable and tends to destroy something in the process. Though he share the same fate as Whyerd, being in a different world, he's happy there's at least one familiar face. He is attached to Whyerd, who doesn't like him at all. However, Squattal tells himself, Whyerd says he only hates him, so he can appear tough; but in "truth" that Whyerd loves him too.
Appearance: This turtle stands at exactly 4 feet. His blubbery, wet-looking skin is a tint of blue green, heavy on the green side. His head is a large oval, where two wide-opened, petri dish sized eyes, all white except for the small black pupils; and very thing lips surround the giant mouth of this almost always smiling turtle. His teeth are closely placed, white dominoes, without the dots. His shell, which starts from the skinny neck, covering his shoulders down to above his knees, is a dark tan and a code bar like pattern, in black, on the back and a tint of the tan on the front. His arms are small, and has three fingered 'hands', though don't function as human hands, due to tiny wrist. The knee and above are skinny, but below ankle-less stumps, with three stone-like nails. Due to his design, he is able to walk in a bi-pedal motion, fancy word meaning he can walk like a person, and chooses to do so. Though his body type may sound walking is awkward, he walks quite smoothly. He also has a small, triangle-shaped tail.
Family: Though not known, they at least enjoyed a free meal given by the government.
Lover: Sadly, no one is usually interested in or redneck enough to date this mutated turtle.
Offspring: He's unable to have children, as he's the only known of his said species. Though one can't say for sure if he can't mate with a human.
Species: Turtle dorkemon. From Whyerd's world, a dorkemon is a creature made by the government, as a way to create an army, from normal humans. Dorkemon is an acronym for, Demon Organism Required Killing Every Man On Norport
Specialties: Has the natural ability to swim. He has a pouch within his body, which is in the back of his throat and can store 20 gallons of liquid, though he mostly uses it for water. He can shoot pressurized liquids out of his mouth, as if it was coming out of two fire hoses. If his enemy is unfortunate enough, Squattal can do the same thing with the urine coming out of the urine tract. Though it doesn't look like, due to his limbs being blubbery, he can store his body into his shell. The shell is indestructible to any known element. When he goes off into his homicidal rage, he is able to use knives properly. The fat on his head prevent people from being able to chop his head off.
Weaknesses: His fears of canon type of explosions, big animals, and most angry people. Though the fat prevents chopping off, he can still be hurt by stabbing. When swimming, he’s still can be electrocuted. He will suffer amnesia, once he goes into an uncontrollable, homicidal rage; often not knowing why Whyerd, who is almost killed by the dorkemon, is screaming at him. He keeps denying that Whyerd actually wants him dead.
History: Though Squattal doesn’t know, Whyerd odes, thanks to his female spy friend, Galloway. Squattal was once human, real name stricken off the record, which he was given to the government by his family, for a free dinner at KFC. The program was to take ordinary civilians and make them into an army of monsters, the mission is in their name sake. Once they completed their mission, the government found out that they were too unstable to keep around, so most of them were executed. Unlike most of the survivors, Squattal wasn’t part of a new radical group of dorkemon, who use their cute appeal to sell merchandise for their war effort. Instead Squattal was left in the wild.
Whyerd runs into Squattal, when he too was given the serum by a nemesis. They got along with each other, even fought along with each other. Whyerd learned to hate Squattal, once he was offered by Galloway, a cure to reverse the dorkemon effect. Squattal went into a homicidal rage, wanting the cure as well. Whyerd ended up winning, forever hating Squattal from that moment. Squattal recovered from the rage, wondering where Whyerd went, and would follow him from then on, Whyerd rejecting or not.
Then he happened to by Whyerd, when the man accidentally activates an artifact causing him and the dorkemon to appear in this world. He wants to find Whyerd, and be friends with him as well as other people.
Sample post: Squattal walks into the town, trying to find Whyerd. So he calls out his name, “Whyerd! Where are you!”
He comes up to a person and asks, “Hello, have you seen Whyerd come by here?”
The old man tells him as he turns around, “I don’t know what you mean by weird…”
The man was astonished, seeing a giant, blue green turtle talking to him. He couldn’t say anything and would stare. Squattal frowns, “So you haven’t seen him,” then he smiles, “That’s okay! I’ll find him eventually! See ya!”
Squattal heads further into to town, as the man collapses from a heart attack.
Note: He’s from the same story that Whyerd is in. And yes, I have a part in my story which I do mock Pokemon, though it’s not a normal parody.
Alias/Nickname: Stupid Mutated Turtle, though only Whyerd is mean enough to call him that
Age: 60, though he's a 10 year old mind in a 50 year old, mutated body
Gender: Male
Personality: Most of the time, he's happy-go-lucky and trying to make friends with everyone. He likes to spend his time with other people, helping them as best as he can. He tends to be "smiley", very naive, not the most intelligent and extremely optimistic. Canon type of explosions, big animals, and, except for Whyerd, angry people tend to scare Squattal; which then makes him go hide in his shell. Unless Whyerd orders him, Squattal will stay from participating, but however will watch fights, in awe most of the time. Though rare, Squattal will go into fits of homicidal rage, which then he becomes very unpredictable and tends to destroy something in the process. Though he share the same fate as Whyerd, being in a different world, he's happy there's at least one familiar face. He is attached to Whyerd, who doesn't like him at all. However, Squattal tells himself, Whyerd says he only hates him, so he can appear tough; but in "truth" that Whyerd loves him too.
Appearance: This turtle stands at exactly 4 feet. His blubbery, wet-looking skin is a tint of blue green, heavy on the green side. His head is a large oval, where two wide-opened, petri dish sized eyes, all white except for the small black pupils; and very thing lips surround the giant mouth of this almost always smiling turtle. His teeth are closely placed, white dominoes, without the dots. His shell, which starts from the skinny neck, covering his shoulders down to above his knees, is a dark tan and a code bar like pattern, in black, on the back and a tint of the tan on the front. His arms are small, and has three fingered 'hands', though don't function as human hands, due to tiny wrist. The knee and above are skinny, but below ankle-less stumps, with three stone-like nails. Due to his design, he is able to walk in a bi-pedal motion, fancy word meaning he can walk like a person, and chooses to do so. Though his body type may sound walking is awkward, he walks quite smoothly. He also has a small, triangle-shaped tail.
Family: Though not known, they at least enjoyed a free meal given by the government.
Lover: Sadly, no one is usually interested in or redneck enough to date this mutated turtle.
Offspring: He's unable to have children, as he's the only known of his said species. Though one can't say for sure if he can't mate with a human.
Species: Turtle dorkemon. From Whyerd's world, a dorkemon is a creature made by the government, as a way to create an army, from normal humans. Dorkemon is an acronym for, Demon Organism Required Killing Every Man On Norport
Specialties: Has the natural ability to swim. He has a pouch within his body, which is in the back of his throat and can store 20 gallons of liquid, though he mostly uses it for water. He can shoot pressurized liquids out of his mouth, as if it was coming out of two fire hoses. If his enemy is unfortunate enough, Squattal can do the same thing with the urine coming out of the urine tract. Though it doesn't look like, due to his limbs being blubbery, he can store his body into his shell. The shell is indestructible to any known element. When he goes off into his homicidal rage, he is able to use knives properly. The fat on his head prevent people from being able to chop his head off.
Weaknesses: His fears of canon type of explosions, big animals, and most angry people. Though the fat prevents chopping off, he can still be hurt by stabbing. When swimming, he’s still can be electrocuted. He will suffer amnesia, once he goes into an uncontrollable, homicidal rage; often not knowing why Whyerd, who is almost killed by the dorkemon, is screaming at him. He keeps denying that Whyerd actually wants him dead.
History: Though Squattal doesn’t know, Whyerd odes, thanks to his female spy friend, Galloway. Squattal was once human, real name stricken off the record, which he was given to the government by his family, for a free dinner at KFC. The program was to take ordinary civilians and make them into an army of monsters, the mission is in their name sake. Once they completed their mission, the government found out that they were too unstable to keep around, so most of them were executed. Unlike most of the survivors, Squattal wasn’t part of a new radical group of dorkemon, who use their cute appeal to sell merchandise for their war effort. Instead Squattal was left in the wild.
Whyerd runs into Squattal, when he too was given the serum by a nemesis. They got along with each other, even fought along with each other. Whyerd learned to hate Squattal, once he was offered by Galloway, a cure to reverse the dorkemon effect. Squattal went into a homicidal rage, wanting the cure as well. Whyerd ended up winning, forever hating Squattal from that moment. Squattal recovered from the rage, wondering where Whyerd went, and would follow him from then on, Whyerd rejecting or not.
Then he happened to by Whyerd, when the man accidentally activates an artifact causing him and the dorkemon to appear in this world. He wants to find Whyerd, and be friends with him as well as other people.
Sample post: Squattal walks into the town, trying to find Whyerd. So he calls out his name, “Whyerd! Where are you!”
He comes up to a person and asks, “Hello, have you seen Whyerd come by here?”
The old man tells him as he turns around, “I don’t know what you mean by weird…”
The man was astonished, seeing a giant, blue green turtle talking to him. He couldn’t say anything and would stare. Squattal frowns, “So you haven’t seen him,” then he smiles, “That’s okay! I’ll find him eventually! See ya!”
Squattal heads further into to town, as the man collapses from a heart attack.
Note: He’s from the same story that Whyerd is in. And yes, I have a part in my story which I do mock Pokemon, though it’s not a normal parody.